Wednesday, June 25, 2014

THOSE TWO YEARS: A MEMOIR

            Life always becomes topsy-turvy for Tamil Nadu students once they cross their 9th grade at school, especially for Matric guys. But, it transformed me from a geek to a natural teen. 9th and 10th standards didn’t have much impact on me as I wasn’t aware of the newspapers and channels giving them much importance. After that, it all started.

            The vacation after the completion of 10th is a joy for everyone as you have some 15 – 20 extra days of being at home, ok, playing out in the sun, getting scolds from parents for forcing yourselves into some sort of illness and abuses from the neighborhood for breaking their window panes and glasses by playing cricket and making their afternoon sleep a nightmare. However, the transition from holidays into getting packed with loads of books and even more advice is a bit awful. People who have seen you as a child or baby till then would start reinstating, “You are stepping into 11th. Score good marks in the board exams and prove you are so – and – so’s son. Etch your name in history and make your family proud.” It all seemed stupid to me. How could scoring marks prove my relationship with mom and dad? (The ration card is enough for this purpose; to the maximum, a DNA test) Or is there some group of archeologists who were specifically employed for recording the names of students who scored high in the boards? How can my name be carved in the annals of history? Till then, history meant Mahatma Gandhi, Sepoy Mutiny, Nelson Mandela, Lord Dalhousie ahem ahem to me.

            My school is the one which lets the students free and creative. It is the kind of place I always love to go for education. There were no compulsory swimming and handicraft classes; children were allowed to be children. From the parents’ point of view, students would be doomed if they study +1 and +2 at ARLM. So, it was natural that once I completed my 10th, my parents were getting increasingly worried about my adamancy in continuing there. They were thinking of cajoling me into some schools which had these night classes and guaranteed international ranks (!!!). Since I had already suffered a mental block due to the change of school during my 6th standard and I needed some steady, long-lasting friendship at least at this school, I was stern and stubborn.

            As my parents agreed to my choice on this, I had to undergo a similar agreement in the Memorandum of Understanding on Mutual Terms. Since I had both mornings and evenings of all the days free (i.e. relaxing, watching TV, hearing songs, a bit of playing), I had to join tuitions for MPC. I thought, “Ok, let me join like I am into this totally. After a month or two, I shall convince mom that I can’t tolerate this torture. It’s making me exhausted.” So, dad and I went for admissions. It was two days before the start of my school.

            All subjects were handled at various places in and around some two streets. First, we went to enquire about Math. Getting into that area gave me a déjà vu of going into some refugee camps at Mullivaikkal. Students were flocking out here and there either on foot or by cycle. There were many parents standing there like us with their wards. There were some experienced parents who spoke rich about the tuition masters out there and some of them boasted, “My elder son also studied here. He scored centums in Mathematics and Chemistry.” “Brats, always showing off to other people”, I thought. Just then, there was a heavy uproar followed by thundering footsteps. It was as if crates were moving here and there randomly causing a heavy earthquake which could, by any means, easily go beyond single digit in the Richter scale.

            I was _____________ (use the most superlative degree of ‘getting shocked’). It was a narrow steep staircase and there were about 200 students rushing through them in the duration of just a minute. (Gone In 60 Seconds, huh?) Dad stood there with his mouth wide open. I thought my plan was going to succeed without any of my effort. I didn’t know at that time I was going to get the most of my school life from there. It seemed dad didn’t want me to get admitted there. He was of the view that if teachers could not handle 60 students at a time in schools, how could it be possible, by gospel, to carefully go through this mob of 200? However, since he did not want that drive of 5 kms to go in vain, he stood there just to enquire whether it was tuition at all. A veteran, telepathying dad’s feelings, patted his shoulder and said, “Don’t worry, Sir. There are no problems here. The masters out here are experts in their subjects and they know by heart the psychology of each and every student. Moreover, you don’t have any option other than this.” I really got irritated by his golden words and wished to slap and punch him brutally till blood oozed off his mouth.

            So, we stood in line. (I was afraid it would be an interview of ‘Abhiyum Naanum’ kind.) When our turn came, there were some formal questions and an application form. That was it. I couldn’t believe dad signed it. I had been hoaxed by dad’s emotions outside. Physics admission was a short film – like version of Math admission procedure. There were no such formalities for Chemistry. So, that was it. My fate was totally sealed. I had to undergo this hell for the next 20 months. It seemed like some of my friends who didn’t like to join tuitions were mocking at me, clapping hands, high – fiving, jumping in ecstasy. Yeah, they are now free to play and hangout anywhere while I will be writing unit tests here.

            My school was the only honest, ‘useless’ one in our locality that had this habit of teaching 11th syllabus for the whole of the academic year. There were two guys from my locality and school and we three became bada dosts. We would leave by 8:45 in the morning and return by exactly the same time in the evening. (oh well, yeah, night) So 11th went on smoothly. But, it was strange that I never ever got that idea of stopping tuitions after going in there for the first day, at least because of the girls.

            The routine became twisted and strangling once we stepped into 12th. As there were ‘intensive coaching classes’, our school timings increased by 1 hour each in the morning and evening. So, it was obvious that the tuition schedule also changed. Now, we had 6:00 AM to 8:00 PM timings, which meant we had to start off daily before 5:30. I felt doomed. “Curse higher secondary schooling. Which bloke ever found out this system of mugging and vomiting?” This was the flash going through everyone’s mind. The strength at tuitions started slowly decreasing out as numerous fellas could not cope up the rigid working fixture.

            But, bingo!!! That was when even a guy like me was part of a ‘gang’. (Before that, there were some perfectly fit guys who would attract girls at the first sight and fear juniors easily; only they were eligible to form gangs.) One of my buddies’ house was just next to Math tuition where we would be seen most of the time in the post – school hours. It was where I learnt that there can be more than one mom to a child, in terms of love, care and affection. Oh, how I still long to eat those delicious crispy dosas and oily chappathis from my friend’s mom! That pure soul fed whoever came dressed in the ARLM attire. Particularly, my ‘second mom’ always had some special delicacies made ready for me during some special occasions. For example, vadai during kandha sashti and pongal during some other occasion. And, that was where I drank fresh milk directly from the cow. Those cattle became one among us. There were some kitties which had to bear our so – called caresses.

            There were fist fights between guys of different schools mostly for no valid reason. If one luxurious fellow was there to afford an FZ in the opposition, somebody would rise from nowhere in our camp owning an R15. This ‘competition’ would reach the peak on Teachers’ Day, when we would spy on our enemies to know what they planned to gift the teachers. Apart from this, we joined hands to help some buddies, who couldn’t afford to pay the tuition fee on time; we helped out certain Tamil medium guys to catch up with us; we wrote extra assignments for some who were down with illness. (I remember myself doing this in exchange for superb lunches from friends.)

            There were puppy loves, infatuations, ‘love – at – first – sight’ and what not of that kind. My heart always skipped a beat once I noticed a ‘barbie’. Interschool competitions due to girls overtook the race towards marks. Some guys, whose homes were nearer, brought mobiles to show off and sometimes ‘spoke to their crushes even with nil balance’. Birthdays were celebrated with great joy and gala; there were competitions everywhere and for everything. And not to forget the ‘hurrahs’ and ‘yippees’ after the results of each cycle test by knowing which school had scored more number of full marks.

            We bunked tuitions secretly to watch matches, to go online in FB and to go out for yummy fast foods. There were mock quarrels among us on who would pay for samosas we bought during recess everyday; there were curses for teachers when someone from our gang got abused and humiliated and blessings for their families if they awarded us marks without noticing some mistakes. There were these mutual occasional lifts among friends on account of a blowout.

            We never let some habitual activities forget us. Watching at least 1 movie a month and going to hotels or Kayendhi Bhavans at least once in a week are some of them. We mostly never bunked tuitions even when illness struck us; instead, our option was school, where there were not many ‘quality’ girls and there was no question of attendance. Since 12th portions had started well in advance in tuition centers, we were comfortable with school tests. So, our taking leave very often was never an issue there. Playing pen games during lunch by forming teams of 4 was the best pastime. I remember myself going to at least 10 shops to buy a particular type of Montex which was comparatively strong and would not fall off unless hit ruthlessly by some rusty opponent.


            Now, I am going to start my second year at college. No doubt I enjoy university to the core. Yet, those two years, which laid the foundation to my everlasting friendships, would never go away from my heart. Sometimes, I even mull if there are really any possible way to rewind my life back by three years - to continue cycling 10 kilometers a day, to brawl with counterparts, to eat Pani Puris and to help each other without seeking any beneficial return. We may be scattered in terms of topographical demarcations but we always unite in the name of our tuitions and school.

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